Here you will find some of the funniest and bazaar, in some cases, sound files. These either come in standard wave format or in Real Audio format. If you don't have a copy of Real Audio Player then you need to go to
http://www.real.com/products/player to get a copy, or use the hyperlink provided above.
Wave
This will be a collection of Simpson's wave files.
911doh.wav This is a Simpson's wave, and has Homer in the same, insane way as usual…
Real Audio
This is a collection of answer phone messages. We tried and tested them and some of the reactions are great! Remember, you need Real Audio Player to use these!
annoy.ra This is just an annoying message which asks you to do lots of things.
kittyfry.ra This one threatens to electrocute a kitten if you don't leave a message!
Mission.ra This is a Mission Impossible type message, which even has the theme tune!
pms.ra Work it out, and if you don't understand, ask one of the female species.
Startrek2.ra This is just a Star Trek Spoof message! It's great for Trekies!
trekandbeavis.ra This includes Star Trek and Beavis and Butthead in the same message!